I’m Just Here for the Beer

Two Boston College girls were chatting on the street.  Said one:

At first I wanted to be a Biology major, but then I heard from Biology majors that it takes a lot of studying.  I couldn’t handle that.

What major do you suppose she ended up picking that doesn’t involve a lot of studying?

(And before you answer, keep in mind that underwater basket weaving is an actual skill.)

I Got All Day

Domino’s Pizza offers this legal disclaimer on its website. I applaud the sentiment, but it’s strangely worded:

Because safety is a priority, “You Got 30 Minutes™” is not a guarantee, but an estimate. You may get more.

It’s a UNIX System; I Know This

I love analyzing how computers work in movies.  Someone on the production staff must know something about computers to get the fake systems to appear operational, but at some point during the process the desire for flashy technology overrides that real-world knowledge.

National Treasure using Wikipedia's Queen Victoria article

National Treasure using Wikipedia

I started watching National Treasure: Book of Secrets this afternoon.  If the first film is any indication, this promises a wealth of unlikely technological behavior.

Already I had to pause the movie only 30 minutes in when Riley Poole (Justin Bartha) started looking up historical names in an online database branded “Find On-Line.”

In the first split second of screen exposure you should recognize the fonts and proportions of Wikipedia.  An image is floated right, and the familiar Monobook navigation menu is on the right.  In the remaining second or two you see the image, you might also notice the unusually high concentration of links in the text, and maybe even the way the first line is indented (à la “Queen Victoria redirects here.  For other uses…”).

Finally, let’s take a moment to reflect that although Riley is using a MacBook, he appears to be running applications that borrow heavily from both Windows and Linux.