I Got All Day

Domino’s Pizza offers this legal disclaimer on its website. I applaud the sentiment, but it’s strangely worded:

Because safety is a priority, “You Got 30 Minutes™” is not a guarantee, but an estimate. You may get more.

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  1. cliff claven says:

    In a little known addendum to their policy, after 30 minutes — lest they become weak with hunger — the drivers can eat a portion of your pizza.

    Because driver’s nutrition is a priority too, “a pizza” is not a guarantee, but an estimate. You may get less.

    This sometimes leads to half-eaten slices strewn about hallways, elevators, etc when the driver nears the customer’s door.

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