Found in a Hallway (Part 2)

Dear Neighbors,

Following are appropriate places to put half-eaten slices of pizza;

  • Your stomach
  • The garbage
  • Someone else’s plate (in specific circumstances only)

Following are inappropriate places to put half-eaten slices of pizza:

  • The middle of a hallway
  • An elevator

Please make a note of these guidelines immediately to avoid any recurrence of this problem

Sincerely,
Someone from civilized society