• Dear Neighbors,

    Following are appropriate places to put half-eaten slices of pizza;

    • Your stomach
    • The garbage
    • Someone else’s plate (in specific circumstances only)

    Following are inappropriate places to put half-eaten slices of pizza:

    • The middle of a hallway
    • An elevator

    Please make a note of these guidelines immediately to avoid any recurrence of this problem

    Sincerely,
    Someone from civilized society