Cop:  “What’s his relationship to you?”

Husband:  “He’s her ex-lover.  I’m married to her now.”

Cop:  “Let me explain something here.  You’ve got a husband here.  You’ve got a boyfriend.  You need to make a decision: it’s either the husband or the boyfriend or neither.”

Woman: “It’s gonna be… both!  You can have two people at once.”

Cop:  “Then somebody’s gonna end up going to jail.  Do you understand that?”

Woman:   “Yes.  But, see, there’s one thing.  My husband loves me.  And my boyfriend loves me.  Okay?  But my husband loves me more than my boyfriend.”