“This retrospective features classic COPS car chases, super-inebriated suspects, sizzling tasers, disheartening domestics, problematic perps, and gutsy officers from coast to coast.  You have the right to remain amazed by this commemorative anniversary special.”

– Synopsis of an episode of COPS

As Albert Brooks says in Broadcast News (from James L. Brooks’ script) “A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!”