Woman #1: “Well, the lady owes me $20. I gave her a 20 and she didn’t give me nothin’. I gave her a $20 bill.”

Cop: “For what?”

Woman #1: “For anything! I don’t care whatever it’s for, but she can give me my money back if she ain’t gonna do nothin’ with it.”

Cop: “Okay, were you planning to buy some drugs?”

Woman #1: “Yes, I was!”

Cop: “What kind of drugs were you wanting to buy?”

Woman #1: “A rock!”

Cop: “So now you want your $20 back because she didn’t supply you with crack cocaine?”

Cop (to supposed thief): “What’s goin’ on?”

Woman #2: “She came around here a while ago. There used to be some people who lived right over there who used to sell. We were sittin’ out here on the porch on some chairs so she said, ‘Y’all have anything to sell?’ and I said ‘No, we don’t have nothin’ to sell’ so she left and went around the corner. Then she came back ten minutes later, hollering, ‘Give me my money back!’ I said, ‘No, you ain’t bought nothin’ from here. Don’t disrespect my child! This is my child! I don’t sell crack! I’m a prostitute!”