It’s What Plants Crave

When I first moved here, I couldn’t find a Starbucks near my office.  (Google Maps told me there was one there, but I literally couldn’t find it.)

Then I found locations one block west and two blocks east of my office.  I drank an occasional cup, but they weren’t terribly convenient.

Eventually I discovered the location one block east, within easy walking distance, but tucked inconveniently inside a building.  Then they built a fourth location two blocks west, from which I bought another two or three cups per year – no real volume at all.

And then they built the one on the same block as my office, and I’ve bought a cup of coffee every morning since.

We’re gonna need a whole team of psychology researchers to figure this one out.

4 thoughts on “It’s What Plants Crave

  1. Chris says:

    Consider a team of economists instead. My take is the expenditure of exercise comes at a higher utility cost than the expenditure of money and only the former is sufficiently high to dissuade this purchase.

    Don’t you have free coffee in the morning!?

  2. Ben says:

    I do have free coffee in the morning. I can get free coffee when I leave my apartment, and I can get free coffee when I get to my office. But in between, there’s sweet, sweet mocha, and somehow that makes all the difference.

    That’s why the psychologists are needed.

  3. Ben says:

    There WERE four Starbucks within two blocks, but they too knew they weren’t trying hard enough. Now there are FIVE.

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