A Story of Woe

Someone in Sophie’s class wrote this and it came home with Sophie by mistake. Here it is, with spelling corrected but otherwise unaltered:

Dad said we have a new baby and she’s coming home today. I got out my doll and bat and all my favorite games to show to the baby. I found my favorite picture book. I read it out loud to the baby. But the baby didn’t pay any attention to me.

That honestly may be the greatest story I’ve ever read.

One thought on “A Story of Woe

  1. JustPIxelz says:

    From “The Simpsons”:

    Baby Lisa: “Bart!”
    Bart: “I’m her first word!”
    Marge: “Well, I’m not surprised. Lisa’s crazy about you. She thinks you hung the moon.”

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