Following are reasons strollers are excellent inventions:
- They increase the maximum possible speed at which a child can be transported from one place to another
- They decrease arm fatigue resulting from carrying the aforementioned child at the end of the trip when she has become tired
- They reduce dramatically the perception that I’m a creepy guy ogling the bikini-clad women coming out of the women’s changing room at the beach.
I watched about seven separate people today give me the dirtiest looks I’ve ever seen, glance down, notice the stroller, and then smile and walk by peacefuilly.
Nice Guy = Creepy Guy + Stroller