The front page of the Metro section in this morning’s Boston Globe featured a helpful guide titled How to build an ark. The introduction reads:
We’re in the worst recession of most people’s lifetime, and in the midst of the worst stretch of summer weather that anyone can remember. Have things reached biblical proportions? Maybe not, but just in case, we thought it might help to provide instructions on how to build an ark.
The print version features a beautiful infographic that’s partially reproduced online. In both, the attribution line reads:
Source: Genesis 6:11, eHow.com
I can hear the trailer now, voiced by the late Don LaFontaine: “In a world overtaken by water, one man… one ark… and one Internet connection to eHow.com. In theaters everywhere, July 23rd.”