Can’t it Just be Someone’s Birthday?

All day today I’ve had the nagging feeling the date is somehow significant. I kept dating new versions of source code, and every time “2008-03-14” came out, a quiet alarm rang in my head. “It’s 03-14! Do something about it!”

I’ve checked my calendar, I’ve dug into the depths of my memory. “March 14. March 14. 03/14. The 14th of March. Ten days after the fourth of March.” My every effort was stymied by some awful mental block. Surely if it were the 14th of February I’d have had an easier time. “Why, today is Valentine’s Day,” I would have told myself.

I’d nearly given up by lunchtime, when I opened xkcd’s blag. Today is Pi Day. It’s Pi Day! It’s 03.14. 03.14 15:09:26 in just a few hours. The 14th of March!

I don’t know whether to be proud I had the date mentally filed, however irretrievable the reason proved, or to be ashamed at the level of geekiness I have today exhibited.

Happy Pi Day.

It’s Time for Your Public Humiliation

Trains on the Green Line (as elsewhere) occasionally run express between two stops to help close gaps in service.  They announce this ad nauseam for the benefit of clueless passengers.  “This train will run express to BU Central.  BU Central will be the next stop for this train.  The first stop we’ll make is BU Central.  If you need a stop before BU Central, get off now.  Express to BU Central.”  (Substituting wherever it is, exactly, we’re expressing to.)

Then about half the time someone will ring to request one of the stops in between.  Conductors usually ignore this, though a few have yelled, “I said we’re going express.”

Today, our motorman just quietly deadpanned, “Will the passenger from out of town come to the front, please.”

Sorry, I Didn’t Catch Your Name

It’s surprisingly enthralling watching Amy Walker introduce herself twenty-one times.

The trick is she does it each time with a different accent – London, Dublin, Belfast, Scotland, Italy, Germany, Prague, Moscow, Paris, Sydney, Wellington, Australia, Texas, California, Seattle, Toronto, Brooklyn, Charleston…

I like Dublin and Charleston best.

This reminds me of the Speech Accent Archive from George Mason University, which currently has 866 samples of people from around the world reading the same sample of text.  (They even have a category for American Sign Language, though it’s empty.  I’m not sure how they think that’s gonna work.)

But is There a Postscript to That?

My bank has sent me confirmation paperwork for the new terms of a Certificate of Deposit I rolled over. Technically this rollover happened two months ago, and it’s only a three month CD, but I guess it’s more important to produce massive amounts of paperwork than that anyone ever reads them.

This paperwork includes a booklet titled “Account Information.” It’s 100 pages long (50 in English, 50 in Spanish). That’s fine; there’s a lot of important legal information to convey in banking.

It also includes a second booklet titled “Account Information – Addendum.” It too is 50 pages long (50 in English, 0 in Spanish). In the era of computers they really couldn’t just merge these?

But the kicker is the one solitary additional page at the very back of the massive packet titled, I swear, “Account Information – Amendments to the Addendum”

Amendments to the Addendum! Amendments to the Addendum? Seriously?

At least now I know why it took them two months.

On Heckling

I believe two things.

First, as a patron of the arts I’m entitled to certain expectations. If I attended a musical where main characters forgot the lyrics halfway through a song I’d complain afterward.

Second, no member of the audience may make any sound after the curtain rises until it falls again. That time belongs exclusively to the performers, no matter how objectionable their work. Complaints get voiced after a show.

I attended yesterday’s Eddie from Ohio concert in Somerville, where we had the pleasure of a persistent heckler. This group (one of my all-time favorites) is well known for telling stories during their shows. Even on their CDs we can hear their often elaborate introductions to songs. At yesterday’s show, for instance, we were treated to a hilarious ad hoc rendition of the popular Great Day that played on the lyrics being misheard as “Great Dane.” It was so funny that singer Julie Murphy Wells couldn’t go on to the next song; they skipped over it.

This is what live music should be. There’s great joy in hearing music created live on stage, but we also want a small taste of having “met” the performers, so we can step outside their CD and recognize that we’re seeing them in person. When Celtic Woman came to Boston last June they so faithfully executed the over-produced staging they could as effectively have projected their DVD on a movie screen.

One patron at last night’s show disagreed with me. When the group launched into the introduction to one song he shouted, emphatically, “You’re here to sing!”

Well! Are they, now! When they brushed it off he persisted, shouting out again. He was silenced only when bass player Michael Clem drew enthusiastic cheers with his quip, “I hope you’re drunk… because stupid is forever.”

I respect that he just wants to hear the music – our opinions differ, and that’s fine. The difference is I didn’t jump up during Celtic Woman’s performance and shout, “You’re here to talk!” Just because you don’t understand a performance (and the introduction to a song is every bit a part of the performance) doesn’t mean other people don’t. We were all enjoying it.

A heckler at the Blast! performance in Lowell on Thursday similarly seemed to miss the point of the show. It’s very playful, bringing performers out into the audience and showcasing musical battles on stage. In Everybody Loves the Blues, the trumpet player performs a brief solo. When it seems he’s finished the other musicians inhale dramatically, getting ready to play again, but the trumpet just launches into another elaborate riff. Then another. And another. Our resident heckler that night missed the spirit of the piece entirely, shouting for the soloist to cut it out.

Last year we gained brief national notoriety when two Boston Pops patrons got into a fistfight because one wouldn’t shut up during the show. What will it take before we recognize that once the curtain rises on a performance – any performance – the performers literally have the stage for as long as they want it?

As Aaron Sorkin put it in The American President, “You want free speech? Let’s see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil, who’s standing center stage and advocating at the top of his voice that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours.”

Drum Solo

I have a confession: I hate drum solos.  Sure, they start out exciting and cool, with lots of exciting rhythms building on each other.  Invariably, though, the drummer gets either tired or just confused and starts banging things at random, so I tune out and start wishing someone would start playing other instruments again.

So when Eddie from Ohio (Eddie Hartness) launched into a drum solo last night, I was skeptical.  I’m pleased to say I not only enjoyed this solo, but indeed liked it so much I’ve now set out to start listening to more of Mr. From Ohio’s solos on purpose.

Drummers everywhere, take a note: this is how it should be done!