Wanted: Giant Pianist

This has to be the best job in the world:

We stopped by the giant piano the last time I visited FAO Schwarz with my girlfriend, but quite apart from being unable to play a rhapsody of any nationality on a piano of ordinary size, we refrained from trying upon seeing the line of patiently-waiting children, who surely deserve to act child-like more than adults do.

Plus, I imagine if I’d tried, there stood a reasonable chance I would also have had to leave alone.

One thought on “Wanted: Giant Pianist

  1. just pixels says:

    That’s a normal sized piano with tiny people genetically altered by Japanese scientists.

    Japanese scientists: Is there anything they can’t genetically alter in a disturbing way?

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