Quoth Danielle Radcliffe, who portrays Harry Potter in the Paramount films:
I’d like to issue a public invitation to the Obamas that if their daughters would like a private tour of the “Harry Potter” set, I would be honored to be their personal tour guide.
(From the Names page of this morning’s Boston Globe.)
In related news, a colleague of mine found herself in line at Dunkin Donuts yesterday morning, where a strange man tapped her on the shoulder and initiated this exchange:
Strange Man: Would you like a breakfast sandwich?
Colleague: What?Strange Man: Would you like a breakfast sandwich?
Colleague: …Strange Man: I have a coupon!
Colleague: No, thank you.Strange Man: So you don’t eat breakfast! How about lunch? Can I get your number?
The question we must all be asking deep down is: are there women somewhere on the world who, upon hearing that line, agree to a date?
January 29th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
In my defense I must say I’d have been happy to buy her the breakfast sandwich whether I got the phone number or not.
Now I have a question for you Mr. Two Things: Why do you keep following me around?