Well *I* Sure Don’t Know

Ira Glass: “From WBEZ Chicago, it’s This American Life, distributed by Public Radio International. To explain the idea for this week’s radio show I need to tell you about this date one of the producers of our show, Jane Feltes, went on recently.”

Jane Feltes: “He would use these arguments like, ‘He went to BU.’ I don’t know what… is that Boston University?”

Ira Glass: “Yeah.”

Jane Feltes: “Is that a good school?”

Ira Glass: “I don’t know.”

Jane Feltes: “I don’t know either.”

Role Model

From our course descriptions:

“Explores the way various cultures shape the lives and social development of children. Topics include cultural concepts of childhood; the acquisition of culture; socialization and moral development; cognition, emotion, and behavior in childhood; children’s language and play; and the cultural shaping of personality. Hefner. 4 either sem.”

An Honest Crook

Guy:  “I don’t break the law.  If I do, it’s for good reason.”

Cop:  “What kind of reason would it be for?”

Guy:  “I don’t know, probably steal somebody’s guns that ain’t police officers.”

Cop:  “So you steal people’s guns?”

Guy:  “Yeah, I do that a lot!”

– Cops

Minor Sadness

In Episode 110: Mapping of This American Life there’s an act that leads with a discussion of the background noise we hear all the time from appliances at home and in the office – noise that, like all sound, has a particular pitch.

“For some reason I had been thinking about why it is that we seem, almost universally, to assume that a minor chord is sad and a major chord is happy. If a minor third is just somehow inherently sad, then if I were sitting in an office having a minor third played at me all day long, then it’s indeed possible that I could be made sad by just sitting in my office.”

Naked, Mom?

Guy on Cell Phone: “… My friend and I just went to a naked club.  … Yeah!” (the train lurches and he drops the phone) “Aaaa.  Hang on, mom.”

– Overheard on the T