“I didn’t realize I’d taken my pants off.”
– Guy on T (thankfully wearing pants at the time)
Overheard
This Could End Badly For Me
Overheard: “This is diarrhea, vomiting, upset stomach, (garbled) extremely contagious (garbled).”
No Screenwriting Experience Required
From craigslist: “Looking for an indvidual (sic) edit DVD and make the (sic) G rated. My kids are small and thier (sic) are alot (sic) of great movies out but do not want them to view the violence or inappropiate (sic) material”
(Yeah, it’s an overuse of “sic,” but you can’t say it’s undeserved.)
Naked, Mom?
Guy on Cell Phone: “… My friend and I just went to a naked club. … Yeah!” (the train lurches and he drops the phone) “Aaaa. Hang on, mom.”
– Overheard on the T