People have gotten dumber since the last time I tried buying tickets on eBay.
Take, for instance, lmhjnd, who lists an item as “Jerry Seinfeld Tickets – FRONT ROW” and then admits they’re really in row P. Row P. Row P is behind an aisle… and twenty other rows. Awesome.
My favorite so far, though, is akillie, who offers two Orchestra tickets in an auction that ends 2.5 hours after the show starts. Which is basically when the show is over. You really haven’t thought this through at all.
TIME Magazine listed the top 25 blogs of 2008. They included Indexed, and described a sample post: “(Venn diagram) Three circles marked ‘wealth’ ‘comfort’ and ‘privilege’ intersect at ‘ennui'”
It actually says, in writing, “Venn diagram.” They may be kinda missing the point
Reuters reports that after Indonesia’s parliament passed a law criminalizing the transmission of pornography, hackers defaced the information ministry’s website in protest.
Which brings us back to Perry’s Perspective:
“Let me go ahead and share a little something special with you that I like to call Perry’s Perspective:
“One, if someone’s standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and they can’t decide what they want in the half-hour it took to get to the register I should be allowed to kill them.
“Two, I’m fairly sure if they took porn off the Internet there’d only be one website left and it’d be called ‘Bring Back the Porn.’ …”
It’s not often we get to scientifically prove something said in a sitcom, but it’s oh so sweet. “This moment is so great I’d cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one, and raise a family of tiny little moments.” (from My Unicorn)
“Video Girls BiZ is a website software suite, containing all software required for powering a pay-per-view online videochat business. This can be used for various paid video chat businesses including adult video chat, online video advice, internet school tutoring…”
Wait, adult video chat and “internet school tutoring” aren’t really just the same thing?
I’ve been duped!
From Wikipedia:
Wikipedia
That’s not true! I cited eminent Cooties researchers from around the world in my account of recent efforts to cure the disease!
[bobbojones@PRODUCTION calendar] > select * from nodes limit 1;
+----+-----------+-----------------------------+
| id | name | description |
+----+-----------+-----------------------------+
| 35 | Snausages | Usually served in a blanket |
+----+-----------+-----------------------------+
1 row in set (0.00 sec)
I’m not sure I want to know.
[bobbojones@software bin]$ less /.../cronstart.software
WARNING: terminal is not fully functional
From Craigslist Computer Gigs, Boston:
“I need someone to design a site for me for my computer business.I don’t have any products to sell via website at the moment. Please give me an idea about your price.”
Here is an actual e-mail I just received from a popular web hosting provider.
“… Want to give your sweetheart something creative this Valentine’s Day?”
Stop right there. Just stop. Do not even think of going on to suggest that I should get my hypothetical sweetheart a nice web hosting package for Valentine’s Day.
From our course descriptions:
“Explores the way various cultures shape the lives and social development of children. Topics include cultural concepts of childhood; the acquisition of culture; socialization and moral development; cognition, emotion, and behavior in childhood; children’s language and play; and the cultural shaping of personality. Hefner. 4 either sem.”