I’m not sure which should be more surprising: that I showed up to work this morning in the back of a police cruiser or that I was disappointed none of my coworkers were around to witness it.
(I may have given a demo for the police first thing this morning and then accepted a ride back to the office. At least, that’s the story I’ll be telling.)
Were you wearing a shirt? Every man (and some women) in the back of the car on COPS is shirtless.
As to your alleged “demo”. Was it…
… how to sneak on the Green Line train?
… how to sell cocaine?
… how to access the university info system?
Yesterday I went on a tour of my building which included the print shop. They had four color offset printers, binding machines, cutters, collators and stuff I couldn’t name. It was like being in an episode of “Modern Marvels” — “Printing: Guttenberg to lasers”. However I didn’t get arrested, even when I suggested all that equipment could be put to better use making $100 bills.