Things That Aren’t Comforting to Hear

“Are you feeling okay?  Your eye is really red.”

2 thoughts on “Things That Aren’t Comforting to Hear

  1. just pixels says:

    How about an e-mail that begins “I am a Diplomat from the Caribbeans named Frank Chambers,mandated to deliver your inheritance to you in your country of residence.”?

    Inheritance is usually a good-news, bad-news affair anyway — I win! and someone died. The good/bad ratio must be particularly high if a “Diplomat from the Caribbeans” is needed.

    Anyway, what struck me about this message (which went into some detail about a mysterious benefactor) was its poor writing. Is it too much to ask that scam letters not insult our intelligence and sense of style?

    Let’s take action! I propose a new organization: “WriteRight” to help scammers and at the same time help us. All I need is your donation to get started….

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