I stopped at a local coffee shop to get breakfast this morning, and at first was the only customer inside. A skinny man walked in behind me and had this exchange with the staff:

Man: I’d like a dozen bagels.

Clerk #1: That’ll be $8.50

Clerk #2: (starting to grab bagels) Is this for here or to go?

Nope. I’m just really hungry. Here’s your sign.