Apparently the citizens of Longmont, Colorado have been having some trouble crossing streets.  This massive sign sits beside a crosswalk on Main Street:

“To cross street wait for break in traffic; then cross to middle island.  From middle island, wait for traffic in other direction; then finish crossing.  Note: Do not walk out in front of oncoming traffic.”

I love a city that needs formal signs warning its residents not to step in front of moving cars.

Walking with my girlfriend in Longmont, CO I noticed this sign at the top of a door:

They offer everything! Unless, of course, your business uses five or more S’s.