Dear Schweitzer Linen,

I keep requesting that you remove Ms. Kimberly, the previous occupant of my apartment, from your catalog mailing list.  While she may have been a loyal customer, I have never ordered your products, and I’m opposed to printed catalogs anyway.

Crossing out her name and circling “Or Current Resident” on the catalog really wasn’t what I had in mind.

Sincerely,
Not Ms. Kimberly

(It’s more likely the circling and crossing out happened upon my building receiving the catalog, but it’s still absurd.  It’s been two years now.)