I just watched WALL-E: a movie whose plot includes a future where humans are so lazy we require robots to do our every chore, right down to letting us converse with the people immediately beside us without moving our eyes.

Afterward, I went into the bathroom to wash the artificial butter from my hands by holding them under the motion sensitive faucet and then the motion sensitive dryer.  Then I just stepped on the escalator downstairs to go home.

The irony is not lost on me.