First, a truck exploded. Then, a train derailed and caught fire.
This morning, the student lab downstairs flooded, sending a swarm of students upstairs to share offices, borrow computers, spread disease (wait… no, that’s “rats” – not “students”), and rearrange virtually every piece of furniture in the building (if I round up).
So we have fires and floods already. There really isn’t a lot of room to spiral downward from here.
If only you could have seen that was about to happen. An $800 time machine would really have come in handy.