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That’s not true! I cited eminent Cooties researchers from around the world in my account of recent efforts to cure the disease!
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Agreed this is a shocking lapse in Wikipedia. Just because something can’t be seen, is transferred based on saying the word “cooties”, is cured by punching the arm of the transmitter, and only affects human children age 8-15, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
Just read “DaVinci’s Other Code” for the truth about cooties.