Dear Peapod,

You just e-mailed me a summary of my “order.” It reads:

Subtotal:	$0.00
Tax:	$0.00
Delivery Fee:	$9.95
Fuel Surcharge:	$0.48
Total:	$10.43

I agree fully that I’ve ordered nothing, so my subtotal and tax are correct. However, I request that you do not assess a fuel surcharge or delivery fee while not delivering anything.

Sincerely,
Shopping the Old Fashioned Way This Week

(No, they didn’t actually charge me anything; it was just a funny invoice.)