Oh

I happened to open our Parking Enforcement database this afternoon, and the notes field for the first record that came up read, in its entirety (and with quote marks as shown):

“Why can’t I just get a warning?”
“You were [parked illegally here] on 2 separate occasions”
“No I wasn’t”
“I placed them on your car myself”
“Oh.”

It’s like a great short story.