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21. June 2008 by Ben.
Upon someone new entering the room:
Her: “I want to arm wrestle you!”
Him: “I’m leaving right now though.”
Her: “Wait, come back! I don’t even know who you are! You have to arm wrestle me!”
Upon finding a taker and beginning to arm wrestle:
Her: (yelling as one would yell “I’ll never give in!”) “I will not divorce you for tax settlement purposes!”
– Things said at parties
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