1. March 2008 by Ben.

My motto this week is, “026626263+”

I defy you to comprehend it.

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1. March 2008 by Ben.

Actual verbatim report (unedited and unabridged) that a sixth grader wrote documenting his misbehavior after he was sent to the office for stealing:

“The first time I stole her candy,  I gave it back.  The second time I stole her candy, I ate it.”

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1. March 2008 by Ben.

I went to see Boston Ballet perform “Romeo and Juliet.” Beside me sat a father taking his daughter to the show.

Guy: “What’s this story about?”
Daughter: “I don’t know.”

This doesn’t bode well for society. I could see if it were some obscure ballet you have to see to understand, but surely at some point in your education somebody mentioned “Romeo and Juliet” once, neh?

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