Best… PDF… Ever!

Suppose a person were interested in learning the date of the commencement exercises at Grand Canyon University.  This should be easy!  For example, Boston University’s Commencement page includes this text in enormous lettering:

Commencement 2009: Sunday, May 17, 2009 1pm Nickerson Field

Grand Canyon’s Graduation page makes no mention of the date, but it does have three prominent links for Student, Faculty, and Guest information.

Grand Canyon University Graduation Page

Grand Canyon University Graduation Page

Clicking “Guest” would prompt you to download a PDF file titled “Graduation at a Glance,” as seen here:

Download Window

Download Window

Opening the file, though, reveals the real magical wonder of this experience.  Examine, please, the document in its entirety:

Graduation at a Glance

Graduation at a Glance

The entire thing reads “Graduation — at — a Glance Coming Soon!”

Awesome.