Can I PLEASE Give You Money?

From LensCrafters’ Frequently Asked Questions page:

Q. Can I buy glasses without a prescription in the lenses?
A. Yes, we call them plano lenses. You can get them with the same great options as prescription lenses, including hip tints and anti-reflective and scratch resistant coatings. Don’t forego a great fashion accessory just because you have good vision.

Really?  That’s asked frequently, is it?  People who want to buy $200 glasses just so they can wear glasses?

One thought on “Can I PLEASE Give You Money?

  1. just pixels says:

    Frequently asked questions are (almost?) always “questions we’d like to be asked frequently”. Here are the real questions:

    Lenscrafters: Why do you call them “glasses” when they’re made entirely of plastic?

    McDonalds: Is any of your stuff made of food?

    Microsoft: Do you regret Vista?

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