My favorite sentence in the entire Boston Globe this morning was not part of any article.  Rather, it was in a small advertisement at the bottom of page A16.  The line reads (emphasis and capitalization as printed):

PRESIDENT OBAMA has MOVED to a new address and so has Xtreme Action Paintball!

I understand that this is from the same family of advertisement that puts “SEX” in huge letters at the top and then says, “Now that I’ve got your attention…” yet I still struggle to reconcile the connection between President-elect Obama (hey, I’m writing at 8 a.m. and I won’t be the one to jinx it) and paintball.  Unless there’s something the Democrats aren’t telling us…