Following are signs I’m accustomed to seeing on highway exits:
- Food
- Gas
- Lodging
- Hospital
- Airport
Following are signs I find new and strange on highway exits:
- Wi-Fi
If you’re curious, the icon for Wi-Fi is not the usual symbol. It’s just the word “WIFI” on the standard blue square.
I also really like the old “Library” signs. It’s a pictorial representation of a place where people go to read. If you can’t read the word “Library” aren’t you also disinclined to visit one?
Thanks to my talking GPS, I don’t need no stinking signs anymore. I just go where “Serena” — the GPS’s soothing British voice — tells me.
“Turn ‘eft on Common’ealth Avenue.”
“Take ramp on ‘eft.”
“Recalculating.”
“Recalculating.”
“Recalculating”.
“You are not worthy. Return me to the store.”