I Knew I Shouldn’t Have Worn That Ski Mask

I walked up to the teller at my bank yesterday and had this exchange.

Me: “I’d like to make a withdrawal.”

Teller: “Do you have an account here?”

I don’t understand.  Do they get a lot of people making withdrawals who don’t actually have accounts?

One thought on “I Knew I Shouldn’t Have Worn That Ski Mask

  1. just pixels says:

    And then…

    You: Why no, I don’t.
    Teller: How much money would you like?
    You: (with pinky to lips) One million dollars!

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