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	<title>I Believe Two Things</title>
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	<description>A Blog of Musings and Mockery</description>
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		<title>Haunting</title>
		<link>http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/2012/02/haunting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:58:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ballet Jörgen of Canada is responsible for perhaps the most hauntingly beautiful performance I have seen, and unfortunately I know it only through a brief clip on Google Video. The clip includes several scenes from Romeo and Juliet, each wonderfully choreographed and danced, showcasing the best and worst of human emotion. But the last minute or [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ballet Jörgen of Canada is responsible for perhaps the most hauntingly beautiful performance I have seen, and unfortunately I know it only through a brief <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5362095857142230991&amp;ei=fn-0SfPuL4vCrQKewImNAg&amp;q=Ballet+Jorgen">clip on Google Video</a>. The clip includes several scenes from Romeo and Juliet, each wonderfully choreographed and danced, showcasing the best and worst of human emotion. But the last minute or so, in which we see Romeo grieving over Juliet&#8217;s apparent death, is at once emotionally moving, athletically impressive, artistically insightful, and compellingly wonderful.</p>
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<p>I stumbled upon this promotional snippet several years ago, and I&#8217;ve come back to it several times since. I may need to take a trip to Canada just to see this company perform. (They&#8217;re dancing Anastasia at the moment; if you&#8217;re in or near Canada, find out if they&#8217;re performing anywhere near your area.)</p>
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		<title>Healthy Relationship</title>
		<link>http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/2012/02/healthy-relationship/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 03:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At the grocery store: Dude, you should go out with her. You&#8217;re the only person I know who doesn&#8217;t want to punch her in the face. &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At the grocery store:</p>
<blockquote><p>Dude, you <em>should</em> go out with her. You&#8217;re the only person I know who doesn&#8217;t want to punch her in the face.</p></blockquote>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Boy Scouts in the News</title>
		<link>http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/2012/02/boy-scouts-in-the-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Best&#8230; related topics&#8230; ever: &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Best&#8230; related topics&#8230; ever:</p>
<div id="attachment_2361" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 612px"><a href="http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/boy-scouts-news.png"><img class=" wp-image-2361 " title="Boy Scouts in the News" src="http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/boy-scouts-news.png" alt="Boy Scouts in the News" width="602" height="138" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Boy Scouts in the News</p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Fashion Princesses</title>
		<link>http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/2012/01/fashion-princesses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 04:03:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Photography]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Disney princesses are depicted almost exclusively in their elegant ball attire, but artist Victoria Ridzel has imagined them as modern-looking teenagers in appropriately casual dress. With twelve princesses in all, only Princess Aurora seems happy to be pictured. Belle is fantastically bookish, Mulan deliciously tomboyish, and Ariel as rebellious as they come. As with the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_2353" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://viria13.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4n854g"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2353 " title="Fashion Princesses" src="http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fashion-princesses-1-300x208.jpg" alt="Fashion Princesses" width="300" height="208" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Fashion Princesses</p></div>
<p>Disney princesses are depicted almost exclusively in their elegant ball attire, but artist Victoria Ridzel has imagined them as modern-looking teenagers in appropriately casual dress. With twelve princesses in all, only Princess Aurora seems happy to be pictured. Belle is fantastically bookish, Mulan deliciously tomboyish, and Ariel as rebellious as they come.</p>
<p style="clear: both;">As with the &#8220;<a href="http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/2011/10/realistic-disney-princesses/">realistic princesses</a>&#8221; from Jirka Vinse Jonatan Väätäinen, the splash of attitude and deviation from how these characters are normally seen adds some delightful believability to them.</p>
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<p>High-resolution copies are available at Ms. <a href="http://viria13.deviantart.com/">viria13&#8242;s deviantART page</a>.</p>
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		<title>Power Your Own Hubble</title>
		<link>http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/2012/01/power-your-own-hubble/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 13:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have an extra $75,000 saved up and you&#8217;re looking for a good Valentine&#8217;s Day present, you could buy the &#8220;Vehicle Power Interface&#8221; for the Hubble Space Telescope on eBay! According to the auction&#8217;s description, the console weighs 2,750 pounds and was used to provide power to the telescope and test its on-board power systems [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_2366" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 277px"><a href="http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hubble-power-interface.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-2366" title="Vehicle Power Interface with the Doors Open" src="http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hubble-power-interface.jpg" alt="Vehicle Power Interface with the Doors Open" width="267" height="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Vehicle Power Interface with the Doors Open</p></div>
<p>If you have an extra $75,000 saved up and you&#8217;re looking for a good Valentine&#8217;s Day present, you could buy the <a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/NASA-Vehicle-Power-Interface-Hubble-Space-Telescope-/260828790749">&#8220;Vehicle Power Interface&#8221; for the Hubble Space Telescope</a> on eBay!</p>
<p>According to the auction&#8217;s description, the console weighs 2,750 pounds and was used to provide power to the telescope and test its on-board power systems while the telescope was still on the ground. An accompanying log book includes details of the equipment&#8217;s usage.</p>
<p>On the other hand, the eBay seller has no obvious affiliation with NASA and has only four reviews (all positive), so I&#8217;ll probably save my $75,000 for other completely impractical pieces of NASA equipment that may become available in the future. Ideally I&#8217;d like to hold out for a Canadarm.</p>
<p>(via <a href="http://boingboing.net/2012/01/27/hubble-space-telescope-power-i.html/">Boing Boing</a>)</p>
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		<title>Homeworkagon</title>
		<link>http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/2012/01/homeworkagon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 02:51:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From an online discussion pertaining to today&#8217;s middle school geometry homework: I can&#8217;t seem to draw anything that ends in &#8220;agon&#8221; I assume that means the assorted &#8220;angle&#8221; and &#8220;ircle&#8221; shapes proved easier.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From an online discussion pertaining to today&#8217;s middle school geometry homework:</p>
<blockquote><p>I can&#8217;t seem to draw anything that ends in &#8220;agon&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>I assume that means the assorted &#8220;angle&#8221; and &#8220;ircle&#8221; shapes proved easier.</p>
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		<title>The Simpsonzu</title>
		<link>http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/2012/01/the-simpsonzu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 01:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently this is already wildly famous, but I&#8217;d never seen it. The official title is The Simpsonzu, but it&#8217;s been described as &#8220;realistic Simpsons&#8221; and &#8220;anime Simpsons&#8221; in posts I&#8217;ve seen. Nina Matsumoto, known as spacecoyote on deviantart, created the piece in 2007 and has since won an Eisner award for it. More than anything I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently this is already wildly famous, but I&#8217;d never seen it. The official title is The Simpsonzu, but it&#8217;s been described as &#8220;realistic Simpsons&#8221; and &#8220;anime Simpsons&#8221; in posts I&#8217;ve seen. <a href="http://spacecoyote.com/">Nina Matsumoto</a>, known as <a href="http://spacecoyote.deviantart.com/">spacecoyote on deviantart</a>, created the piece in 2007 and has since won an Eisner award for it.</p>
<div id="attachment_2235" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://spacecoyote.deviantart.com/art/The-Simpsonzu-46036660"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2235 " title="The Simpsonzu" src="http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/simpsonszu-300x207.jpg" alt="The Simpsonzu" width="300" height="207" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The Simpsonzu</p></div>
<p>More than anything I think it&#8217;s &#8220;The Simpsons with More Than Two Colors Each&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Quod Erat Demonstrandum</title>
		<link>http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/2012/01/quod-erat-demonstrandum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 13:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a second grade class filed into the cafeteria at Sophie&#8217;s school, I heard the tail end of this conversation: Kid: See? I told you I could prove I don&#8217;t like you! I&#8217;m glad they&#8217;re teaching the scientific method!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a second grade class filed into the cafeteria at Sophie&#8217;s school, I heard the tail end of this conversation:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Kid</strong>: See? I <em>told</em> you I could prove I don&#8217;t like you!</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;m glad they&#8217;re teaching the scientific method!</p>
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		<title>Darwin 2012</title>
		<link>http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/2012/01/darwin-2012/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This campaign poster for biological evolution by natural selection turned up recently: But it&#8217;s not quite right! Someone quickly whipped up a fix: This is closer&#8230; but still not correct! Here&#8217;s the ultimate version: I imagine this is exactly the sort of science early pioneers of the Internet envisioned.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This campaign poster for biological evolution by natural selection turned up recently:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/darwin-2012-1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-2305 aligncenter" title="Darwin 2012 (1)" src="http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/darwin-2012-1.jpg" alt="" width="193" height="296" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">But it&#8217;s not quite right! Someone quickly whipped up a fix:</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/darwin-2012-2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2304" title="Darwin 2012 (2)" src="http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/darwin-2012-2.jpg" alt="" width="193" height="371" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">This is closer&#8230; but still not correct! Here&#8217;s the ultimate version:</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/darwin-2012-3.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-2303 aligncenter" title="Darwin 2012 (3)" src="http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/darwin-2012-3.jpg" alt="" width="193" height="370" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I imagine this is exactly the sort of science early pioneers of the Internet envisioned.</p>
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		<title>Atomic Energy Lab</title>
		<link>http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/2012/01/atomic-energy-lab/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab is clearly the greatest toy ever invented. I had a pretty fancy &#8220;200-in-1&#8243; electronics kit of my own as a kid with a light bulb, buzzer, and other components for building radios and other basic circuits. Unlike the U-238 Atomic Energy kit, mine did not include four separate radioactive [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a href="http://www.orau.org/ptp/collection/atomictoys/GilbertU238Lab.htm">Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab</a> is clearly the greatest toy ever invented.</p>
<div id="attachment_2288" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://www.orau.org/ptp/collection/atomictoys/GilbertU238Lab.htm"><img class="size-full wp-image-2288 " title="No. U-238 Atomic Energy Lab" src="http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gilbert-atomic-energy.jpg" alt="No. U-238 Atomic Energy Lab" width="400" height="391" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">No. U-238 Atomic Energy Lab</p></div>
<p>I had a pretty fancy &#8220;200-in-1&#8243; electronics kit of my own as a kid with a light bulb, buzzer, and other components for building radios and other basic circuits. Unlike the U-238 Atomic Energy kit, mine did not include four separate radioactive elements or a certificate to order replacement radioactive elements when the included samples inevitably &#8220;deteriorate&#8221; over time.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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