I spent a short while watching Craigslist for website “gigs” — people who just need quick help putting together a website. I gave up after I got to this ad:

PLEASE help me “create” a school transcript ASAP

I need a transcript constructed that looks as official as possible from my school. I need it to show that I got all A’s and B’s on the classes that I enrolled in and subsequently did not attend in favor of working on my blossoming career in show bid’ness.

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If it is done properly, I can promise you that the “compensation” will be more than adequate!

I find having the word “compensation” in quotes to be the most alarming.