Comments on: Q-Tip Euphemisms http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/2009/10/q-tip-euphemisms/ A Blog of Musings and Mockery Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:56:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: just pixels http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/2009/10/q-tip-euphemisms/comment-page-1/#comment-11330 just pixels Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:59:16 +0000 http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/?p=1243#comment-11330 WOW! Who knew Q-Tips had so many uses? Although I urge caution on the "baby care". Babies move suddenly and in unexpected ways. A nearby Q-Tip could poke out an eye or poke out another eye. <i>Like the ancient Greeks, parents believe there are four elements: 1- things that can poke your eye out (this is most things) 2- things you'll choke on 3- things that can cut off a finger 4- things that are poison</i> WOW! Who knew Q-Tips had so many uses? Although I urge caution on the “baby care”. Babies move suddenly and in unexpected ways. A nearby Q-Tip could poke out an eye or poke out another eye.

Like the ancient Greeks, parents believe there are four elements:
1- things that can poke your eye out (this is most things)
2- things you’ll choke on
3- things that can cut off a finger
4- things that are poison

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