Comments on: JetBlue http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/2009/08/jetblue/ A Blog of Musings and Mockery Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:56:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: just pixels http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/2009/08/jetblue/comment-page-1/#comment-10773 just pixels Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:05:10 +0000 http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/?p=1166#comment-10773 <i>‘Was the pilot professional and humorous?”</i> Thanks, you've been a great audience. Get home safely. And don't forget to tip your servers, they work really hard every show. ‘Was the pilot professional and humorous?”

Thanks, you’ve been a great audience. Get home safely. And don’t forget to tip your servers, they work really hard every show.

]]> By: just pixels http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/2009/08/jetblue/comment-page-1/#comment-10772 just pixels Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:01:36 +0000 http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/?p=1166#comment-10772 <i>‘Was the pilot professional and humorous?”</i> What's the deal with airline food? Well, I've got the answer. Luggage is never really lost, you know. We intercept a few pieces from each flight and use them to make wholesome meals you're enjoying today. Talk about high fiber! (rim shot) ‘Was the pilot professional and humorous?”

What’s the deal with airline food? Well, I’ve got the answer. Luggage is never really lost, you know. We intercept a few pieces from each flight and use them to make wholesome meals you’re enjoying today. Talk about high fiber! (rim shot)

]]> By: just pixels http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/2009/08/jetblue/comment-page-1/#comment-10746 just pixels Sun, 23 Aug 2009 17:39:13 +0000 http://blog.benjaminfenster.com/?p=1166#comment-10746 <i>‘Was the pilot professional and humorous?"</i> But seriously folks, have you ever noticed how much stuff some people carry on the plane? I think maybe they couldn't afford an apartment and decided to just move in. And at these low, low fares, who can blame them! (rim shot) ‘Was the pilot professional and humorous?”

But seriously folks, have you ever noticed how much stuff some people carry on the plane? I think maybe they couldn’t afford an apartment and decided to just move in. And at these low, low fares, who can blame them! (rim shot)

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