I Believe Two Things

Following are reasons strollers are excellent inventions:

1. They increase the maximum possible speed at which a child can be transported from one place to another
2. They decrease arm fatigue resulting from carrying the aforementioned child at the end of the trip when she has become tired
3. They reduce dramatically the perception that I’m a creepy guy ogling the bikini-clad women coming out of the women’s changing room at the beach.

I watched about seven separate people today give me the dirtiest looks I’ve ever seen, glance down, notice the stroller, and then smile and walk by peacefuilly.

Nice Guy = Creepy Guy + Stroller