Of at least 1,200 movie clips currently on Hulu, these are the top 20 most popular today (as titled on the site):
- Cocoon: Alien Sex
- Animal House: Topless Pillow Fight
- Bring it On: Bikini Car Wash
- Porky’s: Shower Spy Hole
- Epic Movie: Lazy Pirate Day Video (“starring … Sara Underwood as a pirate wench”)
- The Ice Storm: Show Me Yours
- Bring it On: Having Cheer Sex
- The Girl Next Door: Fantasy
- American Pie 2: Going Too Far
- The Girl Next Door: I’m All Wet
- The Girl Next Door: Who Is This Girl?
- The Girl Next Door: Pool Crashers
- The Girl Next Door: Porn Star
- Beyond the Valley of the Dolls: Master’s Bathroom
- Carlito’s Way: Get Me Naked
- Epic Movie: Slow Motion (“Peter uses a magic slow-motion remote to watch a big-breasted woman run.”)
- Epic Movie: Harry Potter
- Epic Movie: You Got Punked
- Bring it On: You Really Suck
- Species III: Alien Breeding
Did you too detect a theme?
Only six items in the entire list do not immediately imply sexual content. I included the clips’ descriptions for two of those in parentheses, which clears up the confusion right away.
Of the others, “Master’s Bathroom” features a couple bathing nude, “Harry Potter” has one character grab another’s breasts, “You Got Punked” has a woman flash someone with her back to the camera, and “You Really Suck” opens with a female cheerleader adjusting her underwear while a male cheerleader watches.
The next 20 don’t look much more promising.
I find our society deeply troubling right now.
December 7th, 2008 at 8:49 am
The FCC is proposing a free, nationwide wireless internet service using the television frequencies that will be available starting Feb 9th. One caveat: It must be porn-free. As if that would work.
Although, perhaps I shouldn’t be so hasty. China has been perfecting techniques to limit what its citizen’s can see on the internet. We could just sub-contract out this new internet to them. The FCC will become the PCC, the People’s Communication Collective.
I look forward to our coming Cheer-ocracy.