“Oh, you wanted two bears? You can only have one bear. … Okay, three.”
– Negotiation with Sophie
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August 24th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
First class cabin flight attendant: “The meal choice is one steak or two steaks.”
Homer: “Can I have both?”
FCCFA: “Of course”.
August 24th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
It is very odd to find myself quoted on your blog……..
August 25th, 2008 at 7:57 am
How do you know I was quoting you? Anybody could’ve said that.
August 25th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
What I heard: “Oh, you wanted two beers? You can only have one beer. … Okay, three.”
What was actually said: “Oh, you wanted two bears? You can only have one bear. … Okay, three.”