Someone on “Yahoo! Answers” (as if Yahoo weren’t already completely obsolete) asked:
[I] purchesed (sic) a domain from 1&1, got the confirmation e-mail and everything. Well it says the status of my domain is “Domain registration is being requested” What exactly does that mean?…
Here, in its entirety, is the answer marked “Best Answer – Chosen by Voters” having earned three votes:
i dnt even know what a domain is. or what 1&1 is. sorry.
Nothing I could possibly say could embellish that statement in any way, so I’ll just leave it there to burn through your eyes to the back of your brain and haunt your nightmares. I, masochist that I am, went on to read her profile:
i love volleyball basketball softball track cheerleading!!! my besties amanda meagan haley heide and kenzie are tha bestest besties. [emphasis mine] i luvv em so much. i love candy. but i like being healthy. my favorite drink is a shirly temple or dr pepper with a lemon squeez! so delish!!! im very talkative outgoing funny and fun to be around. yeup i dnt wanna brag or sound conceited to ill just stop. but thats all about me!!! tooooooodlesss!!!
Paraphrasing Josh Lyman: It’s “tha bestest besties” that makes it art.