Kid: “I hate college.”
Guy: “Are you gonna be a college dropout?”
Kid: (indignant) “How am I supposed to know? I’m eleven.”
– Overheard on the Green Line
You may decide which of these movie quotes this real-life experience most resembles:
Option 1:
Guy: “What’s going on?”
Eric: “I don’t know. But could you do us a favor and try to catch the lemur?”
Guy: “I don’t know how to catch a lemur. I’m a dentist.”
Eric: “Well I don’t know how to catch a lemur – I’m nine!”
– Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium
Option 2:
Joey: “There’s gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening. Ooh! Okay, you come with me and you tell them that the house is haunted!”
Mackenzie: “What are you, eight?”
Joey: “Okay, let’s hear your great idea.”
Mackenzie: “I don’t have any great ideas. I am eight.”
– Friends
