Speaking of Public Key Cryptography…

In the IT front office, a woman carries on a conversation about how to choose a new password, while her small child watches.  Then, out of nowhere:

Girl, age 5: “This one time, my daddy had a hole in his pants, and I could see his underwear.”

Coworker: “And did you fix the hole?”

Girl: “Nope.  We threw out the pants and got new ones.”

One Response to “Speaking of Public Key Cryptography…”

  1. just pixels says:

    I’ve decrypted your post as follows:

    How to make a nuclear bomb. First get 12.7kg of plutonium, fashion into a 2.75cm sphere, surround with 32kg compound C4 explosive, connect 18 xenon-linked igniters model 3245/M.23 detonators. To explode, enter password: “We threw out the pants and got new ones.”.

    Ah, public key encryption. Is there anything you can’t do?

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