“Hey! You! Don’t take those!”
– Elderly woman to me, as I walked past a row of grocery bags on the sidewalk that she was clearly unloading from her car
Evidently when I’m not wearing a tie I look like a criminal element of some kind.
I Believe Two Things
A Blog of Musings and Mockery
May 24th, 2008 at 9:22 am
maybe you looked really hungry. or maybe she was really hungry.
and who says “hey you” anymore? the correct formulation is “dude”. you can tell this woman just fell off the peapod truck.