I just went to a cardiac health screening here, where they measured my blood pressure, cholesterol, height, and weight. When I left, they handed me two things:
- A folder, with information on cholesterol, blood pressure, and other health considerations.
- A small, unmarked box
I forgot about the box, at first, but now I’ve just opened it. It’s a carabiner keyring. Yes, that’s right: to commemorate my completing the cardiac health screening, I got a carabiner keyring.
This makes absolutely no sense at all. Am I meant to use this to climb to a higher level of cardiac health? I feel like I now need a mental health screening. Or somebody else does.
