Cop: “What’s his relationship to you?”
Husband: “He’s her ex-lover. I’m married to her now.”
Cop: “Let me explain something here. You’ve got a husband here. You’ve got a boyfriend. You need to make a decision: it’s either the husband or the boyfriend or neither.”
Woman: “It’s gonna be… both! You can have two people at once.”
Cop: “Then somebody’s gonna end up going to jail. Do you understand that?”
Woman: “Yes. But, see, there’s one thing. My husband loves me. And my boyfriend loves me. Okay? But my husband loves me more than my boyfriend.”
