An Honest Crook

Guy:  “I don’t break the law.  If I do, it’s for good reason.”

Cop:  “What kind of reason would it be for?”

Guy:  “I don’t know, probably steal somebody’s guns that ain’t police officers.”

Cop:  “So you steal people’s guns?”

Guy:  “Yeah, I do that a lot!”

– Cops

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